[CURT] The very first time I saw you… Three or four days ago I have to admit, I liked you a bit But I didn't want you to know [TATIANA] When you were a Nazi hostage, all I could do was stare And I can't refute, you looked pretty cute While you were tied to that chair
[BOTH] I guess we're doing this, see that look in your eye How could I resist?
[TATIANA] I'm a girl
[CURT] I'm a guy
[BOTH] It's meant to be Because we're both spies Time to move in for the kiss Just go with it and don't ask why I guess we're doing this...
[MRS. MEGA, spoken] Curtis, I washed your whitey-tighties. You want some hot milk?
[CURT, spoken] Mom! [MRS. MEGA, spoken] Alright!
[CURT] When you stole that bomb, you stole my heart
[TATIANA, spoken] Did he really just use that line?
[CURT] Did I just use that line?
[TATIANA] And I wanna be where you are all of the time
[CURT, spoken] All of the time?
[TATIANA] Some of the time
[BOTH] And now we're alone...
[TATIANA] In your... mother's home [BOTH] Surely, it must be a sign… I guess we're doing this
[MRS. MEGA] They're doing it!
[BOTH] We might as well try
[MRS. MEGA] Finally!
[BOTH] If you insist
[MRS. MEGA] I do!
[BOTH] Then so do I
[MRS. MEGA] I've waited such a long time!
[BOTH] The story fits Hey, what could go wrong?
[MRS. MEGA] Come on, baby!
[BOTH] Time for that moment of bliss
[MRS. MEGA] Move a little closer, move a little closer!
[BOTH] Just close your eyes and think of this song
[MRS. MEGA] Ay, ay, ay
[BOTH] I guess we're doing this…
[MRS. MEGA] They're gonna do it, they're gonna do it!
(They kiss.)
[TATIANA, spoken] We're not doing this
[CURT] I'm- You're not my type
[TATIANA, spoken] I can tell So, you're into...?
[CURT, spoken] Yeah
[TATIANA, spoken] Ah
[CURT, spoken] I thought you-
[TATIANA] I wasn't But the mood suggested-
[CURT] Of course I figured when you said-
[TATIANA] Not my intention-
[CURT] Good, me neither I just wanted-
[TATIANA] Uh huh So we're just...
[CURT] Friends?
[BOTH] I guess we're not doing this, we're better as friends
[TATIANA] That was not a good kiss, I don't mean to offend
[BOTH] It's great to know that we don't have to pretend
[CURT] You're cool with me?
[TATIANA] 'Till the end But let's never do this again
[CURT, spoken] Deal I'm happy to have you as my friend
[КУРТ] Она трогает мою руку…
[ТАТЬЯНА] Он выглядит прикольно...
[КУРТ] Стоп, она думает, что нравится мне?
[ТАТЬЯНА] Это потому что я тронула его руку?
[КУРТ] Что ж, я полагаю...
[ТАТЬЯНА] Что ж, я полагаю...
[ОБА] Я просто продолжу...
[КУРТ] В первый раз, когда я тебя увидел… Три или четыре дня назад Я должен признать, Ты мне немного понравилась Но я не хотел, чтоб ты знала [ТАТЬЯНА] Когда ты был пленником нациста, я могла только пялиться И не могу отрицать, ты выглядел мило, Пока был привязан к стулу
[ОБА] Я полагаю, мы делаем это, вижу это взгляд в твоих глазах Как я могу сопротивляться?
[ТАТЬЯНА] Я девушка
[КУРТ] Я парень
[ОБА] Так было задумано, Потому что мы оба шпионы Время приблизиться для поцелуя Просто делай и не спрашивай, почему Я полагаю, мы делаем это...
[МИССИС МЕГА, говорит] Кёртис, я постирала твои белые трусики. Ты хочешь горячего молока?